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The Ultimate Primer to Universal Law

Did you know that you break the law every day?

It's not intentional of course. At least I don't think it is.

Why? Because you're probably not even aware that the laws that you're breaking exist. What laws are they?

Universal laws.

The downside is that when you break them, unexplainable things start happening to you that you think are normal.

*Break ups


*Emotional outburst

*Job Loss

You chalk it up to "that's life. It happens," but what if there were something that you could've done to prevent it?

You wouldn't knowingly leave that on the table would you?

I doubt it and if you're ready to see how knowledge of the universal laws can transform your life completely, continue reading ahead.


Everyone knows me as King Ding-a-ling of the law of attraction. I suppose there are worse things to be known as. Murderer comes to mind. Recently though, I got a question from a long time follower that went a little something like this. "You know all of this stuff about the law of attraction. Are there any other laws that we should be aware of?" Of course. Why wouldn't there be right? "Well, why don't you talk about them?" *crickets* That got me to thinking "well maybe I should talk more about other universal laws. I mean clearly, people wanna hear about them and there's only so many times that I can make bad law of attraction puns. It's time to make bad puns about other universal laws now."

Ahead you will learn about the 12 Laws of the Universe from different stories and uncommon places. They are divided into the following sections:

1) Why Tesla Makes the Best Vibrators (Law of Vibration)

2) R. Kelly's Ironclad Way to Stay out of Jail (Law of Compensation)

3) The Rise of the Killer Agender Attack Helicopter (Law of Gender)

4) Why the Law of Attraction is Trash (Law of Attraction and Law Stacking)

5) Why Everything is Relative to What You Know (Law of Relativity)

6) How to Stop the Stabbing Pain of Goodbyes (Law of Divine Oneness)

7) What Blackout Drunkenness Can Teach You About Universal Law (Law of Cause and Effect)

8) How Racist Cookies Are Related to Polarity (Law of Polarity)

9) Why It Pays to be Illuminaughty (Law of Correspondence)

10) What Sex, Stars and Apple Pie Have In Common (Law of Perpetual Transmutation of Energy)

11) What Disney Movies and Universal Law Have in Common (Law of Rhythm)

12) Marshawn Lynch's Universal Alignment Plan (Law of Action)

To start off with, lets talk about the law of vibration


Why Tesla Makes the Best Vibrators

Tesla hands down makes the best vibrators. Not the car company. The scientist, Nikola Tesla. Nikola Tesla was the first modern scientist to talk about the universe in terms of vibration. In fact, his namesake transistor named the Tesla Coil is still used today to allow wireless movement of electricity (though it is a knockoff of ancient Egyptian science, namely the Djed Pillar). This is one of the reasons why your rabbit is wireless and can hippity hop at the press of a button. This is also a lesson in another of the universal laws, the Law of Vibration. This law states that everything in the Universe vibrates in circular patterns. The same principles of vibration in the physical world apply to your thoughts, feelings, desires, and wills in the Etheric world. Each sound, thing, and even thought has a unique vibrational frequency. *Life *Death *Sickness *Fear *Pain *Joy All have a very specific vibration. If you learn how to tap into these frequencies, then you can literally tap into the secrets of the universe. Which in turn means tapping into the secrets of your own body to create your reality.

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Now that we're done with the law of vibration, lets move on to the law of compensation below.


R. Kelly's Ironclad Way to Stay out of Jail

Social media was ablaze when alleged pedophile extraordinaire R. Kelly had a week-long docuseries aired about him on Lifetime. Honestly, I think it's pretty trashy. However, people will do anything for a check. Also, people, even though they won't admit to it, like watching garbage like this. Personally, it's not different from the other trauma porn based movies and skits that you see all over Hollyweird. And personally, that's what really grinds my gears about it. Besides the fact that other people that are known pedos and baby rapers are skating away free, the question that keeps coming up is a valid one: How the hell does he keep avoiding jail time? I have my own theories about it and they all revolve around the Law of Compensation. What's the premise of this law? This law is the law of cause and effect applied to blessings and abundance that are provided for you. The visible effects of your deeds are given to you in gifts, money, inheritances, friendships, and blessings. Specifically for R. Kelly, he's given massive value to you in the form of entertainment. Unfortunately, many of you will turn a blind eye to immoral things if you feel like you have immediate needs being met. This is why I constantly tell you that you don't have to be a good person to be compensated well. R. Kelly isn't the only one that has taken advantage of this law. If you want to learn how you can be compensated well without following the rules of society, then this class on universal law will help:

Next up is the Law of Gender. Read ahead.


The Rise of the Killer Agender Attack Helicopter

Gender and sex have become a sticky subject. Pun intended. What's unintended is to try to make an age-old biological thing confusing. Or maybe it's intended... Isn't science already confusing enough without having 52 genders with 50ish of them being based on feelings? I don't think anyone is identifying as an agender attack helicopter, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone said this. You see, there's a slippery slope to overriding science with feelings. Feelings change. Feelings are fleeting. Facts are unchanging. Facts stay the same. (generally) Science is a collection of universally agreed upon data. This data is coming from years of tests and observations. There are only 2 genders. This is proven scientifically. Everything else is an error, and that's ok. The universe tells us as much via the law of gender. This universal law states that everything has its masculine (yang) and feminine (yin) principles and that these are the basis for all creation. You must balance the masculine and feminine energies within yourself to become a Master and a true co-creator with God or source. Whatever you want to call it. Creation comes from the ability to conceive (feminine) then put forth (masculine). This is a plane of balance. A plane of duality. Because of this everything has it's opposite. All 52 genders do not have natural opposites. Only 2 do. Does that mean that you should harm or discriminate against people because they feel like this? No. People are free to believe what they'd like as long as it doesn't infringe on your ability to live a good life and it's not harming others. At that point, you have an obligation to yourself to be realistic and remove yourself from that situation. Men and women are born with different hardware and software for a reason. You balance each other physically, mentally, and emotionally. It only takes a little bit of the other to reach full balance, which is what the yin/yang symbol shows. The opposite is inside you, and while you do have to grow it, you are born as your specific gender for a reason. Embrace it. Don't try to feel it away.

If you want to learn how to embrace it, then this course can help:

Next on the list is the Law of Attraction and a principle I call "Law Stacking." What's law stacking?

You'll find out if you continue reading.


Why the Law of Attraction is Trash

Say it ain't so!! The Law of Attraction is trash. I’m sure you let out a little chuckle just then because I know I did. The fact of the matter is that everyone and their mom talks about the law of attraction. Why? Because it feels easy. Think good thoughts and good things will happen. It’s dummy proof, right? Well not quite. You see, strictly using the law of attraction leaves a ton of holes to fill. Important holes. Holes like how can Ben Roethlisberger sexually assault two women, but still be the beloved quarterback of a historic football franchise. How Is football more important to you than women’s safety? Holes like Future producing banger after banger, but clearly need therapy for all that he’s faced in his life. How do you love the art, but neglect the artist? Holes like how can certain countries be filthy rich while others are dirt poor. These people want better for themselves, right? The fact is that there are other laws at play and they are all equally important. None are greater than the other. There are some that work with others very closely. For example, let’s look at Future. It’s painfully obvious at this point my guy is hurting. Something serious too. One of the things that is talked about with the law of attraction is having a pure heart. I talk about it a lot too. Well, how can someone who obviously has a heart that is hearting be tapped into abundance? Simple? So simple that you’ve probably never thought of it before. Law stacking. What do I mean by law stacking? Well, remember when I said that all of these laws are equal? They are. So when you’re actively working one of them it’s not actively stronger than the other. However, that doesn’t mean that you can’t work a bunch of laws at one time. That’s why certain things happen that seem to violate a specific universal law. Make sense? In Future’s example, He’s working with the laws of polarity, compensation, rhythm, action, and vibration. And he’s maxing out on all of them. The force of 5 laws will always overtake one when they are used intentionally. That’s why scumbags can experience abundance. It’s not only about what you can visualize and what you feel. Yes, that is very important. Yet, when it comes down to it, I’d rather take the person that’s intentionally using 5 laws versus one. What they don’t tell you most times about the law of attraction is that you are also using other universal laws to assist you. The law of attraction is only taking care of the universal alignment part. Well, alignment is great but, if you’re not actively using that alignment, what is it actually helping? Picture this.

You go to an abandoned amusement park. All of the rides are in pristine shape. Freshly serviced and 100% safe. They are waiting for you to ride them. But instead of getting on and riding, you stare at them and visualize riding them. You never actually get on. This is what happens when you only use the law of attraction. You have to actively use the other laws to get what you want. However, you can’t use what you don’t know about, which is where Universal Law 101 comes in. It will help you use all of the laws intentionally so that you’re not relying on the force of one. One is the worst number for you to rely on. 1 source of income 1 client 1 universal law Stack stack stack and you’ll see your wildest dreams come true. If practically stacking these laws sounds appealing to you, then the link below is where you should head.

Next up is the law of relativity and its a story about one of my near and dear friends.


Why Everything is Relative to What You Know

Have y'all ever been super excited to see someone? You may plan a trip with them for months, they meet up with you regularly, or they come one day out of the blue. Maybe you haven't seen each other for a while. Maybe you saw this person yesterday. Either way, the thought of spending time with them makes you get that full feeling in your heart. Can you feel that supreme happiness? Well, that's how I felt around New Years 2019, cuz my son that's not really my son just showed up I've talked about TJ before on my email list, but if you're new to this blog, TJ is one of my students that worked with me while I was in grad school. And somehow we got to be really good friends. I check on him a lot because he's doing his Ph.D. in chemistry right now too and that can be a lonely road sometimes. I convinced him to come down for new years so we're gonna hang out for a couple of days. He has this weird way, exaggerated way of saying my name. TEE TEE. For those of you who have seen The Goonies, he sounds like Sloth when he says it. I hope you have a friend that can be this silly with you because it's truly one of life's treasures. TJ, I firmly believe, was my lesson in The Law of Relativity. What's The Law of Relativity? I'm glad you asked. This law says that each person will receive a series of problems (Tests of Initiation) for the purpose of strengthening the Light within. We must consider each of these tests to be a challenge and remain connected to our hearts when proceeding to solve the problems. This law also teaches us to compare our problems to others' problems and put everything into its proper perspective. No matter how bad we perceive our situation to be, there is always someone who is in a worse position. It is all relative. TJ was my test in mentorship. By understanding who he was and what he had the potential to be, I was extremely hard on him while he was doing research with me. "How do I do this?" "Google is free. Go look it up. Did you read?" "Can you help me do this?" "What would you do if I wasn't here?" He learned a lot. And gained supreme confidence in himself. In the process, it made me understand the patience and the guidance necessary to mold an impressionable mind. Teaching is hard. Empathy is harder. Helping a person be their best self requires both. The interesting thing is that this is still relative. We all have crosses to bear. Even you. It may not be the same as mine, but I'm fairly sure that the universe has sent you your test to strengthen your inner light. If not, seek it. Find it. Mold it so that your inner light can glow. If you want to learn how to find it and mold it, then you can go here:

The next section tells you about the strange way that you can see we are all one. Learn more below.


How to stop the stabbing pain of goodbyes

It's truly amazing to spend time with people that you really care about.

It's even better when you see them thriving and flourishing beyond even your wildest dreams for them. TJ is doing well and I'm excited to see him graduate soon. Man, it's wild that it's almost that time. Even as I sent him off after he visited for New Years though, I wasn't overly bothered. Sure, it sucks that he left, but he had fun while he was here. It stinks that his mom wasn't there, even though it felt like she should've been. Such is life though. The normal stabbing pain of goodbye was noticeably missing though. Honestly, it's been missing ever since I learned to pay attention to a crucial universal law. One that explains why numerology and astrology aren't 100% accurate all the time. One that explains luck to a certain extent. One that explains chance encounters. The law of divine oneness. The law of divine oneness is the first of the universal laws that helps you understand that you live in a world where everything is connected to everything else. Everything you do, say, think and believe affects others and the universe around you. When people talk about "source", often this is the law that they are talking about. We're all one. We all come from the same place, and when you permanently park your meat suit in the dirt, you will return to that place. For how long, I have no idea, but the energy that we are all born from is the same energy that ties us all together. To go to video game lore for a second, Final Fantasy 7 had a concept of divine oneness called The Lifestream.

The Lifestream was this vibrant green stream of energy pulsing through the planet. The green energy itself was called Mako. The interesting thing about The Lifestream was that falling into it could be fatal. Staying in it too long gave people something called Mako Poisoning, where they would be trapped in their heads, reliving vivid memories and facing past fears and traumas until they overcame them all. The really cool think about mako was that even though it was a manifestation of other people's lives and soul energy, it could crystallize into these balls called materia. Materia could then be used by your characters to cast spells and use magic. Extraordinary I tell ya, and it's the perfect illustration of divine oneness. We are all energy. We are all being used by each other. We are all connected. If this is true, no goodbye is truly permanent. It only sounds permanent. And that is what scares you. Little do you know, your connections, no matter how far gone they seem to be on the surface are always lurking right beneath. Some are stronger than others and that's where we feel those intense feelings of missing someone. Keep this in mind though. Because of the law of divine oneness, there really is no such thing as a goodbye, even in death. It is a series of "not right nows." Some, unfortunately, last a long time, sometimes spanning lifetimes. One thing is for sure though. You're never alone, and the person or people that you miss are never as far away as you think.

If you have trouble with saying goodbye, then this course will teach you how to do it pain free:

Next, It's time to talk about the law of cause and effect using a juicy story that happened to me on New Years 2019


What Blackout Drunkenness Can Teach You About Universal Law

Have you ever done something or been in the process of doing it and instantly remember why you stopped doing it to begin with? Yeah, me too. New Year 2019! And I should've stayed my black ass home. I didn't though. Why? Because TJ wanted to go dancing. So like a good "parent," I gave him what he wanted. Plus it was really the whole reason I invited him down here, to begin with. Before we actually got in though, we had to wait. an hour to be exact. Even though myself, TJ, and a lady friend already had tickets. Turns out they didn't exclude you from having to stand and wait, which was a betrayal of the highest order. Anyway, we missed the ball drop, which I typically miss because of some of the esoteric meanings behind it. Also, we bought tickets to go to Opera Nightclub, which, in my humble opinion, is one of the best nightclubs in Atlanta. Not only that, but it started raining about 20 minutes into our wait time. That escalated quickly. Yet, when we finally did get inside, we had quite a blast, and so did many other people. I didn't drink since I was driving us all so I was able to keep my wits about me to enjoy the night and be present. Wonderful feeling to be having fun with people you truly care about. The night continues on. About an hour after we actually got into the venue, we decide to leave the dance floor and start heading home. We're all pooped from the standing, the rain, and the semi wet dog smell wafting through the club. 2 amazing things happened next. One thing I've witnessed firsthand, the other I haven't personally. Let's start with the thing I hadn't experienced before. Part of the overflow dance area was flooded. Yes, flooded, as in too much water. I didn't realize this until we try to make our escape back to the car. Worse yet, it led to the exit, kinda like a moat with the drawbridge pulled up. Womp womp. So we take an alternate route which brings me to the thing that I have seen before. A young woman spewing her guts out in a ducked off corner of the club next to the DJ booth. The impressive thing is that she was yacking while standing upright with heels on. Gotta give her an A for effort for keeping her balance while her GI tract was doing the alcohol heave-ho. The demoralizing thing was that this young lady had open toed shoes on. And you literally could hear the splatter of liquor infused vomit crashing into the concrete and likely splashing on everything below her knees. I'm not sure if a puke pedicure was her intention before the night was over, but she definitely did herself the service, or disservice depending on where you're standing. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. OD'ing on the sauce is a stupid game that I played a lot in my youth that I'm glad I don't play anymore. It's still cringeworthy to watch others do it though, especially when you're at an age to know better than to make an ass of yourself like that. It also happens to be a textbook example of the law of cause and effect in action. What's the law of cause and effect my master manifesters? Lemme Exsplain. This universal law states that nothing happens by chance or outside the Universal Laws. Every action has a reaction or consequence and we "reap what we have sown." Scientifically, this is also explained in Sir Isaac Newton's third law of motion. So what's the correlation here? If you drink too much alcohol, then you end up with praying to the porcelain gods. That is if you're lucky. If you're not lucky, you'll end up like the poor woman did last night, standing in the corner of a flooded dance floor heaving out the last ounce of your self-respect. Either way, you should be aware of the counterforce to every force, or simply put, the reaction, to your action. Because of the way that this energy matrix is set up, things are constantly responding to your energy. Therefore, you should be consciously aware of the energy you're putting out.


How Racist Cookies Are Related to Polarity

There's something about hate that tastes so sweet Like when you get something that you're not supposed to have. Better yet, you get something that someone that hates you really desires. It's almost like you got away with murder. You get that little grin on your face like "Ha! I know this grinds your gears. Be mad." If you haven't experienced this at some point, I highly recommend. And people are willing to go to great lengths to get it. Sometimes letting go of all self-respect. I find the funniest example of this to be the whites-only pie scene from the movie Life. How does this relate? Well, TJ's mom is white and she loves to bake me cookies. As a joke, I call em White Supremacy cookies. And they taste amazing. Even more so because TJs mom is nowhere near racist. Far from it. I met Karen at TJs graduation and she was so happy to meet me. "You've helped my son so much. I'll bake you all the cookies you want whenever you want." Jackpot. The sweet irony here is a perfect example of the law of polarity. What is the law of polarity? According to the Law of Polarity, everything is dual in nature. Things that appear to be opposites are actually two inseparable parts of the same thing. We see examples of this everywhere. *yin/yang *positive/negative *hot/cold *up/down The interesting thing about polarity is that it is needed for energy to flow. Energy does not flow between two like energy states.

Think about a battery. A battery has a positive end and a negative end. The reason why is because of the reactions that happen on each end. Long short story, one ion leaves to go to the other side. This wouldn't happen if both ends are the same. Why would you leave home to.....go home? Polarity still is an important lesson to learn because of what it can do for you. 2 things you need to know about polarity. 1) it scales relative to the power of each end 2) the energy flowing between the two poles can benefit anything that gets in the stream Because of this, the 2 most important things that you need to learn how to do are 1) create your own polarity 2) learn how to spot outside sources and stand in the stream These things will be important for attracting what you want and you can learn how to use this law practically here:

The next lesson is in the law of correspondence. If you're not scared of the illuminati law, continue reading ahead.


Why It Pays to Be Illuminaughty

"And why did you run my friend off? You cheated on my friend?" I recently got this message from my friend Leondra about my ex after asking why she hasn't graduated yet. Apparently, everyone assumes that most things are my fault when it comes to women. Oh whale. I'd rather be assumed to be a scumbag than a doormat. An enlightened scumbag. Illuminaughty if you will. Speaking of the spookiest group on the planet, their "signs and symbols" apparently keep people spooked frequently. This mostly happens in the music industry. One of the biggest stinks made about the spook troop was when Kanye West was pictured wearing a shirt with a pink Baphomet on it. What's the Baphomet? The devil. Duh. Didn't you know? Ackshually, it's a representation of balance. A quick google search will show you a picture of the unisex goat god, with one hand up and one hand down. As above, so below. This is the law of correspondence. This law states that the principles or laws of physics that explain the physical world - energy, Light, vibration, and motion - have their corresponding principles in the etheric or universe. In other words, every big idea has an equally small representation somewhere. The Star of David - some people think this is a 6 point star, but it's actually 2 triangles superimposed on each other, one pointing up and the other down. As above, so below. Humans and Earth - you are essentially a walking, talking planet. From the lungs/trees, to the rivers/blood vessels, and even the revolution around the sun/soul/sol There are other representations out there, but the question is how do you apply this knowledge practically? Well, the best way is via problem-solving. Are you stuck on figuring out something? Is there an idea that you can't quite wrap your head around to solve? A quick stroll out in nature should do you good. From there, you want to start asking questions to try to relate different things. A dammed river is blocking water flow. A clogged artery is blocking blood flow. It's not a coincidence that they both break off into fractals. So that must mean that in both instances, you must remove the dam for flow to start again. The players may change, but generally, the outcome is the same. Is there something that you're stuck on currently? Maybe the key to your problems rests in the stars or under the lens of a microscope. Just remember that help is not far away. Its likely above you or below you.

There's an exercise that can help you with correspondence here:


What Sex, Stars and Apple Pie Have in Common

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” ― Carl Sagan, Cosmos I know you may be scratching your head and saying " Which damn law is this?" We could say it's the law of correspondence. However, a star and an apple pie aren't quite the same things. You could argue that a well done apple pie does taste like a stargasm though. This is an example of the law of perpetual transmutation of energy. This law states that all persons have within them the power to change the conditions in their lives. Higher vibrations consume and transform lower ones; thus, each of you can change the energies in your lives by understanding the Universal Laws and applying the principles to make the change.

Basically, Biggie Smalls already told us about this law. "Birthdays was the worst days Now we sip Champagne when we thirsty Uh, damn right, I like the life I live 'Cause I went from negative to positive And it's all good And if you don't know, now you know, ninja" Now your energy doesn't have to be negative to go to positive or even be productive for you. You can take one type of energy and flip it into another. Personally, I like transmuting sexual energy into doing work. One thing I've found particularly effective is looking at nudes that lady friends have sent me for about 3-5 minutes then taking that energy and using it to finish up a huge task. Sexual energy transmutation is a very powerful life hack that I discuss more in detail in the link below.

You're almost to the end of your journey on Universal Laws. Next up is the law of rhythm that is waiting for you below.


What Disney Movies and Universal Law Have in Common

Embarrassing admission about me: I love Disney movies. Well, I used to. I actually used to collect the DVD re-releases. I had The Lion King, Aladdin, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Beauty and the Beast, Tarzan, Peter Pan, and the list goes on and on. Even more embarrassing is that I had an unhealthy obsession with Tinkerbell. So much so that if you catch me in the right light, you may catch her inked on me somewhere. Different story for a different day. Anyway, I loved Disney movies, and have seen quite a few. More than the cartoons, I loved the live action movies. One of my favorites was Cool Runnings. So what's Cool Runnings about? Gud kweshchun. It's loosely based on the debut of the Jamaican National Bobsledding team in the 1988 Winter Olympics. One of my favorite quotes from the movie was "Feel de riddim! Feel de rhyme! Get on up, it's bobsled time! Cool Runnings!" They said this every time before they launched their bobsled down the frozen course. To get the speed necessary, they would have to rock the sled back and forth on both sides with perfect rhythm. This was crucial to getting the momentum needed to start the race. It was all about rhythm, another universal law. The law of rhythm states that everything vibrates and moves to certain rhythms. These rhythms establish seasons, cycles, stages of development, and patterns. Each cycle reflects the regularity of God's universe. Masters know how to rise above negative parts of a cycle by never getting too excited or allowing negative things to penetrate their consciousness. The important thing to note here as it goes to negative things is that the team was on pace to crush the world record, but their bobsled flipped and crashed in the movie. In almost perfect harmony after the crash. Everyone got out and carried the bobsled across the finish line. Even in failure, the team remained in sync with each other, moving to the same rhythm. The rhythm that matched up with finishing the job. Now rhythm can relate to many things. Most often you think about movement. Yet, you have different biorhythms that you are controlled by. One of these is your circadian rhythm, or light/dark cycle. Notice here that there is a polar opposite. Light and Dark. The law of polarity and the law of gender at work. In order to use the law of rhythm practically, you must know what to do according to the part of the wave you're currently traveling on. Recognize the lows. Recognize the highs. Work with them. Not against them.

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Marshawn Lynch's Universal Alignment Plan

More than Cardi B, I love Marshawn Lynch. Why? Because he's the realest. Grew up in the hood. One of the toughest football players ever. Total philanthropist and all around good guy. The biggest thing I like about Marshawn is one of his sayings. "I'm bout that action boss." Which basically means, he's down to put in the work necessary to make things happen. And he did for many years in the NFL, to the tune of winning a Super Bowl. Then after his first retirement, he went to Haiti and helped rebuild schools there after the earthquake. Money Lynch is definitely about that action, which also happens to be a universal law. The Law of Action must be applied in order for us to manifest things on earth. Therefore, we must engage in actions that support our thoughts, dreams, emotions and words. In order to attract, you must act. The law of attraction starts in your mind. The law of action makes it manifest. Feminine = Mind Masculine = Action (The law of gender) All of these laws work together in some way shape or form to give us this picture of reality. Specifically, with the Law of Action, treat your life like a Nike commercial. Just Do It


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